Not dead, still plotting posts. Promise.

There’s a lot of stuff going on in my life right now, but I promise I’ll have some decent content within the week. Including a complete start-to-finish post about our homemade beer project, which has been a rousing success. The vanilla extract is also nearing completion, and a side-project for a friend will also be [...]

Convenience store do’s and don’t's (Or, how to be a good customer)

“This job would be great if it wasn’t for the fucking customers.” – Randall Graves, Clerks. Recently I gave up – temporarily – the stage industry and got a full-time job in the service industry. I’m not gonna mention exactly where (I learned my lesson working for the newspaper and blogging about it. Big mistake [...]

Pot Economics

I am not going to lie – I have been known, in the past and probably in the future, to indulge in a little shrubbery. And by shrubbery, I mean marijuana. I might be a statistical anomaly – the pothead who doesn’t smoke very often (I doubt I would ever come up dirty on a [...]

On Irony

I promised a few people I would write an essay here about atheism, and why I consider myself an atheist, but it’s turning out far harder than I thought it would. My religion – or lack thereof – is something I rarely discuss outside of close and personal friends, and putting my thoughts about the [...]

Being a gringo is fuckin’ awesome

….Because we have Dexter Holland representin’. Seriously, though, the man makes fucking hot sauce. He helps run a ridiculously famous band – the Offspring – and a record label – Nitro Records – and on top of it he makes motherfucking hot sauce. Proof. Yes, that is him dressed up as Pancho Villa. Even Chuck [...]

Fun taxes: Actually exist

This is a real, honest-to-God tax flyer I was handed the other day. It came with a free foam Statue of Liberty crown, which is why I took it. Hey, I like free shit, and I like funky hats. The funny part about this is how hard they went to stress that taxes can, in [...]

WordPress

I like wordpress.com and this blog’s layout. I’m just used to having customized plugins and I am so bummed out that I can’t have them.

ALSO ALSO

Dear BBC: Please make there somewhere where I, a US citizen, can watch Mock the Week. I would pay a monthly subscription fee for that, since BBC America doesn’t carry it. Thank you, that is all.

FIRST POST LOL

Who the hell decided that car phone chargers have to have that annoying curly bit of cord? Whoever you are, this is my foot meeting your ass.